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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:31

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : I'm 24.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Me : Sure.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Tea ?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

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Me : Thank you.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?